Starbucks Customer Aesthetics

Cultural Superficiality

Written By: Atelston Fitzgerald Holder 1st


I just bought an ipad, I cant wait to go to starbuck and flabbergast my new technological gadget, Coffee must be purchased to disguise my egotistical intentions, I must use my credit card to advertise my corporate systematic significance.

Then I must surf the corners using mathematical equations to devise the most appropriate position that will enable an attractive female specimen to obviously notice my prestigious masculinity while entering the coffee chain.

As she enters I steer my head up into the distance and spew my thoughts deep into a galactic chamber of infinite universal possibilities, for I am deep within my creative thoughts at such given point in time, and not even Albert Einstein would be able to relate to me.
She must now ponder my creative wonders and mumble in her thoughts, he’s a writer lost in his zone of infinite possibilities, such deepness, I must devour my feminine ego to gain that big African Mandingo..!

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Article Written By: Atelston Fitzgerald Holder 1st

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