rss

Why I don’t eat vagina

The Disparaging Nature of Cunnilingus

A Diagrammatical Enunciation


I emphatically embrace this philosophy wholeheartedly; I’ve never enjoyed cunnilingus, and always found the female genitalia to stench profusely; no exceptions. A vagina has a peculiar odor that identifies its characteristics, and that’s orally repulsive; it arouses a distaste that’s insurmountable, and the residual remnants can linger throughout your nighttime lucid state and induce nightmares, (indefinitely). The only distasteful substance we consume imperatively is medication, and that’s conducive to medical treatment; it’s not optional, but a survival mandatory.

Not to mention the vagina is visually and aesthetically unappealing; it looks like a quackery plastic surgeon practitioner started a project on the vagina and left it unfinished. Menstruation and the bloody discharge from the lining of the uterus is a biological process that’s inevitable; understandable, and the monthly increments are perpetual; understandable again; however, that place is perfect for an erectile tissue, and not the fleshy organ in the mouth.

The mouth is the fleshy circumference around the protruding fleshy organ (tongue); it’s for swallowing, licking and articulating speech; there’s nothing to articulate near the female genitals, unless the cervix of the uterus disagrees. If there’s linguistic potentials that can ensue some sort of anatomical discourse between the tongue and the anterior end of the vulva, then the womb needs to immerse from her biological introversion, and engage in a personified dialogue. There’s a myriad of bacterial unicellular microorganisms that can cascade down your esophagus.

Primarily when a woman is shedding her endometrium, that’s when the lining in the uterus called the “mucus membrane” begins to thickens during menstruation; it’s a reproductive cycle where the embryo prepares for implantation. That plantation or egg-fertilization is not contingent on a mouth, it’s a biological process conducive to the insertion of a penis; oral sex is counterproductive to the evolutionary process, and I’m certain Charles Darwin would be quite disappointed, indeed; please read, “The Evolution of Species.”

There’s always exceptions to the rule, like the peculiar instances of an exceptionally spotless woman, where her untainted, distinct flavory odor overrides the smelly-fish vagina fixed-stereotypes; but two things will eradicate this tasteful fantasy; the inadvertent secretion, and the “next-door anus neighbor” waiting to muster up and pollute the air again! Two inevitable notions that will undermine her innumerable douching; what a waste of hygienic squats.

The two soft protruding organs on her chest secretes an opaque white fluid, (milk-dude), and there’s a number of benefits, it’s rich in fat and high in protein, also antioxidants; so much nutrients in the breast, why lick the mess? Conversely, fellatios are paramount and compulsory, and I let women know the survival of our relationship is predicated on redundant, monotonous fellatios; and swallowing is mandatory, no exceptions. I want her esophagus to be clustered with so much semen, her throat will need a menstruation to break the dry semen from the lining in her throat.

I’ve augmented my sexual prowess by alpha-maligning my physiological instinct with my intimate contacts. You can become an aerobic mastery and pacify your own clit, because it’ll be a stranger to my precious lips; but you’ll devour and face major throat obstruction with my mandingo-python. Semen contains protein and free amino acids, it derives from the prostate, so all you girls infatuated with the gym, aerobics, bodybuilding, hiking and cardiovascular; forget the vitamin-shop and allow your partner to embellish your lips with high quality pure natural protein, awaiting to rebuild those sore muscles. Magnificent!

Juvenalian Satire
An immaculate piece of figurative expression; encapsulating the rudiments of humor, ridicule and exaggeration, using figurative and rhetoric, the non-literal aspects of language to explore the myriad of satires and it’s trichotomy between Horatian, Menippean and Juvenalian Satire.

Juvenalian Satire is contingent on political and social commentary, the highlighting of social taboo and cultural folly. I find it intriguing how satire uses irony, sarcasm, facetiousness, condescension and other forms figurative and rhetorical devices as a conveying tool to express satire.

Summary: Juvenalian Satire is the harshest form of satire, it uses social commentary to exploit social-taboos, cultural folly and idiosyncrasies in ideologies. It uses a non literal form of communication to eulogize a sarcastic subtext.

Satire uses irony, sarcasm and other figurative devices to convey a contrasting meaning, and the enigma behind the harsh satire is usually contingent on the condescending or sarcastic tones used fictiously over paramount issues. Satire highlights false axioms, fallacies and other faulty logic reasoning or any idea one thinks deserve ridicule.

This form of satire is the stark laceration at organizations, companies, religions, institutions, or any medium, group or particular faction with a particular worldview. Juvenalian Satire’s interpretation are always subjective; however, opponents of satirical pieces often misconstrue it’s interpretation, and may see it as a sinister divisive tool—unfortunately!

Whereas, advocates will agreeably embrace the subtext with a benevolent sense of condescension. Next we’ll explore the myriad of satires; such as: Horatian, Menippean and more….!

Share your views and opinion, please leave a comment below Article Written By: Atelston Fitzgerald Holder 1st
Stage Name: Mr Pregnant
Please do not distribute without written approval
Actor: www.youtube.com/mrpregnant
Musician: www.youtube.com/mrpregnantmusic
Feel free to contact me: mrpregnant@aol.com
Copyright 2014

Juvenalian Satire
An immaculate piece of figurative expression; encapsulating the rudiments of humor, ridicule and exaggeration, using figurative and rhetoric, the non-literal aspects of language to explore the myriad of satires and it’s trichotomy between Horatian, Menippean and Juvenalian Satire.

Juvenalian Satire is contingent on political and social commentary, the highlighting of social taboo and cultural folly. I find it intriguing how satire uses irony, sarcasm, facetiousness, condescension and other forms figurative and rhetorical devices as a conveying tool to express satire.

Summary: Juvenalian Satire is the harshest form of satire, it uses social commentary to exploit social-taboos, cultural folly and idiosyncrasies in ideologies. It uses a non literal form of communication to eulogize a sarcastic subtext.

Satire uses irony, sarcasm and other figurative devices to convey a contrasting meaning, and the enigma behind the harsh satire is usually contingent on the condescending or sarcastic tones used fictiously over paramount issues. Satire highlights false axioms, fallacies and other faulty logic reasoning or any idea one thinks deserve ridicule.

This form of satire is the stark laceration at organizations, companies, religions, institutions, or any medium, group or particular faction with a particular worldview. Juvenalian Satire’s interpretation are always subjective; however, opponents of satirical pieces often misconstrue it’s interpretation, and may see it as a sinister divisive tool—unfortunately!

Whereas, advocates will agreeably embrace the subtext with a benevolent sense of condescension. Next we’ll explore the myriad of satires; such as: Horatian, Menippean and more….!

Facebook Comments
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 1.0/10 (2 votes cast)
VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
Why I don't eat vagina, 1.0 out of 10 based on 2 ratings
The following two tabs change content below.
The study of Spatial Schema, Semiotics, Phonetics, Phonology, Morphology, Syntax, Semantics & Pragmatics. Metaphor & Analogy in Physics, Music, Economics, Zoology and Biology. Theory of Light, Sound, Special & General Relativity. Hobbies; Music Theory, The Stock-Market & Equity Investing. Current Status: The Ghost of Ambiguity!

Comments

comments